Virgin Who Can't Drive Keychain

I'm so totally buggin! How could I be so clueless? If you're an inexperienced virgin who can't even drive, this keychain is for you.

• Classic hotel key tag style keychain
• Durable, hard plastic body
• 3 color printed design
• Measurements: 3.5" tall w/out key ring
• Slightly larger than your average keychain

Please note the finish on these are a medium shine, and minute scratches can appear on the surface of the plastic.